Oh Lindsay, when will you learn?
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
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Oh Lindsay, when will you learn?
The LeBron of baseball?
Stephen Strasburg is a 21-year-old pitcher for the Washington Nationals. He was drafted in 2009 and signed a record $15.1 MILLION contract. After only 11 minor league starts, he made his major league debut tonight against the Pittsburgh Pirates. In seven innings of work, Strasburg struck out 14 batters (a season high for the Nationals), gave up only two runs (on a two-run home run), allowed only four hits, and didn't walk anybody. Of those 14 strikeouts, seven of them came from the seven last consecutive batters he faced.
The Washington Nationals, who are ranked 21st in the majors in attendance (very low), sold every single ticket to the game and even started making up tickets by placing seats in the luxury boxes and squeezing every last inch of standing-room out of Nationals Park. Impressive.
ESPN and Sports Illustrated are calling Strasburg the LeBron James or Sydney Crosby of baseball. He is arguably the most hyped, promising rookie in the history of baseball.
MLB.com won't let me post the video, but follow this link to watch Strasburg's 14 debut strikeouts. It's...phenomenal.
C&C Review: "Alejandro" music video
Then, Gaga unchained her persona and let it fly. That's when I started having doubts about this new pop prodigy. I thought, "great, she's going to be just another shock value pop star." And I was more or less right. Following in the footsteps of 80's phenoms like Madonna and Prince with her over-the-top outfits and outrageous soundbites, I began distancing myself from Lady Gaga fandom.
When The Fame Monster came out in late 2009 and to me sounded like the B-side of The Fame, I was done. I figured Gaga was a one-trick, one-sound pony who was all too eager to cash in on the initial success of her debut album by releasing a hastily thrown together followup. Coupled with her puzzling public persona, I felt I could no longer see Gaga the Artist. I was only seeing Gaga the Circus Act. I was turned off.
Having said that, today Lady Gaga released her new video for "Alejandro", the third single off of The Fame Monster. I didn't mind "Bad Romance". I could dance to "Telephone", but after that "sexy prison with Beyonce randomly cruising in a drop top" video flop that followed, I awaited Alejandro's video coming-out party with staunch pessimism.
I'm not crazy about the song. The sound is very reminiscent of Ace of Base's "All That She Wants". It has a fun, uptempo Europop edge that's highly danceable, but I never gave it's airplay much attention.
But then came the video...
And let me tell you, this is what music videos are all about. It opens in a seemingly dystopic totalitarian dance floor with costumed dancers inspiring a Nazi-Germany-meets-Star Wars aesthetic. At 8:43, the video is long, reminding us of the glory days of music videos, when they weren't singing heads on a beach/in a club/in a Lamborghini Gallardo, but were intricately adapted stories. Michael Jackson would be proud.
The choreography is super-sexy, the costumes too. The camera work is fantastic - with ease, the camera soars above the dancing ensemble only to swing back down, wrap around, as if it itself is a part of the choreography. The style is edgy, dark, gray, but has a masterfully-colourful energy and power. Director Steven Klein has crafted a piece of cinema that is Gaga but not to the point of ridiculousness. It is grounded and controlled and a superb watch.
So, I suppose there is always room for redemption. I want to be a Lady Gaga fan. She is like an old-world 80's pop star gem sent forward through time to rescue us from flat beats, champagne, mini-skirts, and autotune. And even though she's often over-the-top - Charlie Murphy might call her a "habitual line-stepper" - maybe that's what pop music needs right now to break away from formulaic hip-hop/R&B-inspired dance music.
Love her or hate her, Lady Gaga is here. And as long as she comes out with a video like this every couple of singles, I can easily be swayed back into her camp.
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- Jack Layton, New Democratic Party Leader
June 7, 2010 during question period in the House of Commons in response to the Conservative government's plan to build a $2 MILLION artificial lake in the Direct Energy Centre for the upcoming G20 Sumit.
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